So now I'm baking muffins.
I really like that dress. I think I need to wear lipstick, though. I missed a critical lipstick learning period in life, though, so I wonder if I'll never learn how to wear it, and what colors look good on me. It can't be that my coloring is too weird for lipstick. I'm pale. I need it. I just feel like a dork wearing it. I want to, but I can't.
Is anything less interesting than the above paragraph?
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Zombies, muffins, lipstick. What's holding these themes together?
Cornstarch. Wait, that's not right at all. Anyway, I like that dress too, but I hate lipstick. It gets everywhere, and it doesn't look like lips. To each their own I suppose.
You do not look like Jerry Lewis! You look like some brunette nymph, greeting a man with sweet, sweet corn. I like it!
Ok, now the post is definitely fixed.
PS: I strongly suspect you are gay!
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