Wednesday, November 09, 2005

It's so hard to have a principle.

I need a breadbox.

My kitchen would be so much more organized if I had a breadbox.

Further; I want this breadbox

But it comes from Target.

Goddamn. It's so cute and I could put my bread in it. And when people asked where bread was, I could say "in my shiny red box, motherfucker".

To Do:
Force Target to give up shameful practice, buy breadbox, invite friends over for bread and leave them wondering where it is.

2 comments:

Roger Williams said...

Alternate plan: boyfriend buys breadbox, donates breadbox to "Savers", whereupon it is miraculously discovered, in mint condition!, by delighted girlfriend.

Or have I given away too much?

Anonymous said...

roger williams, not this sassy blogger, only requires one letter of reccomendation.